Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money more info on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Ignore that lame stuff you’ve been seeing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the reality.
fellas: Bro Fuck Me Right Now
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Screw around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Man up, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Maybe I Should Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Hell Wild
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.